keaton phoenix newton

The Dirty Sanchez, The Houdini, The Puerto Rican Handshake...

...The Bastard Pony, The Jelly Doughnut, The Cleveland Steamer and of course The Cartwheeling Nibibian... and none of them include this little trick.

Wait for it, waaaaiiiiit. BAM!

Cokeheads are really just Naked Bakers.

There is no law against not wearing pants!

As seen on Break.com

I've heard of Black Helicopters, but White Helicopters?

A gracious man from Charlotte, he sacrifices much to keep his Queen City safe and away from all the rogue helicopter pilots and pussies.

Thank you crazy turtleneck man!


Crazy Turtleneck Man Tortured by Rogue Helicopter Pilot

cookin' with gas!

Be sure to fill out your brackets in a hurry- the season is already underway! You can learn more and download a pdf at:

HURRICANEHOOPLA.COM

Groovy Green

Just so you know...

I’m participating in a new website on sustainability and other environmental issues. Visit Groovy Green and let me know what you think. Newton takes it up a notch! Please give me comments and constructive criticism as this will help as we work out the bugs on this new site.

Thanks.